I am a:
Deal with it or get off my blog NOW!!!!
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
Change, like healing, takes time
Face the probability of your imminent death, and know that there’s absolutely nothing I can do to help you.
Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.
Sometimes, when I have to do something I don’t want to do, I pretend I’m a character from a book. It’s easier to know what they would do.
Where’s the fun without a bit of risk?
“Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?”
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”